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The BBC charges me £139.50 a year for the privilege of being treated like an idiot

Monday, November 17th, 2008

The BBC does clearly think I am an idiot, as only an idiot would want the tide of mindless drivel, the murrain of talentless overpaid jerkwads, the torrent of shameless self-promotion and the flatulence of worthless non-news that now composes the promo-infested ego-stroking bias-spewing mess that is the Corporation’s output. And yes, I pay them £139.50 a year for this, but then I have no choice: it’s extorted out of me by the BBC’s money-with-menaces outfit, TV Licensing.

Anyway, what brought on these bitter reflections was a fascinating post at the Layscience Blog revealing the true depths of feeble-minded fatuity that lay behind Big Bang Day, the hysterically hyped-up coverage of the ’switching on’ (which was nothing of the kind) of the Large Hadron Collider with which the BBC bored the nation’s backside off in September, apparently under the impression that this represented serious science reporting. In a classic BBC beyond-parody moment, it turns out they even wanted the LHC team to fit a special Big Red Button that would be pressed at the crucial moment.

By the way, I have nothing against the Large Hadron Collider, which is a marvellous thing. And guess what, it didn’t destroy us all by creating a black hole capable of swallowing the universe (nor even one capable of swallowing the BBC, alas).

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‘100th British troop’: CBS News breaks the stupidity barrier

Monday, June 9th, 2008

Back in November I had pedantic remarks to make about a tragic story from Afghanistan: ‘BBC English: the decline and fall continues’. The point was that the BBC, in reporting the possibility that UK ‘friendly fire’ had killed two Danish soldiers, reported the story as MOD investigating claim UK ‘friendly fire’ killed two Danish troops. ‘If one individual had been reported dead’, I mused, ’would the headline have referred to the killing of “one Danish troop”?’

Well, CBS News has indeed broken that particular stupidity barrier with their headline today, reporting on the deaths of three British soldiers in Afghanistan: ‘Afghan Violence Claims 100th British Troop’.

Why is this stupid? Here’s an article that explains all. Here’s another, with added lefty hand-wringing (more of the same here, in the fourth paragraph down).

UPDATE: They’ve corrected it to ‘100th British soldier’, which is nice to see but doesn’t really make up for their initial dumbness.

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Dimona terrorist attack: BBC accentuates the rarity

Monday, February 4th, 2008

A terrorist suicide bombing attack today has killed one Israeli civilian and injured at least six more in the southern town of Dimona. One of the two terrorists was killed by police before he could detonate his bomb. This is the first such bombing in Israel for over a year, and the emphasis in the BBC’s headline is on how unusual such attacks are these days: ‘Rare suicide bombing hits Israel’. The implication is clear: these things are rare, nobody should worry too much about them. Presumably if there were to be such an attack in London tomorrow the headline would be ‘Rare suicide bombing hits London’.

[UPDATE: the headline has been changed to ‘Israeli killed in suicide bombing’. The earlier versions with the ‘rare suicide bombing’ reference are preserved by the News Sniffer.]

Elsewhere, the Associated Press, in a report oddly headlined ‘1 Killed by Israel Suicide Bomber’, reveals itself as unable to spell ‘Mediterranean’.

AP map locating Dimona, Israel

For good updated coverage of the terrorist attack at Dimona, including the Gaza connection, see this post at Israellycool.

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For Gaza shall be forsaken…

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

… but not by the international press, for whom this 360km2 strip of land seems to hold more fascination than the rest of the Middle East put together. Everything that happens there is much worse than comparable things happening elsewhere: hunger, illness, poverty, overcrowding, unemployment, even darkness is much darker there. The BBC, naturally, has been in the forefront of keeping the world up to date with just how unspeakably ghastly everything is, serializing an aid worker’s Gaza diary (’Poverty is deepening here, as is stress and despair, especially among the most vulnerable, women and children’), reporting on power cuts (’At least 800,000 people are now in darkness’), and making it clear where the blame lies (’Israel closed Gaza’s borders last Thursday’).

However, it turns out that the place has a border with Egypt too, and the BBC has been forced to adjust its usual choice of Gaza map - which didn’t mention Egypt at all - to one which accords more closely with reality. This isn’t a problem, though, for in the looking-glass world of the BBC, Egypt sealing its border with Gaza forms part of Israel’s blockade:

At the time of Israel’s “disengagement” or withdrawal from Gaza in 2005, an international agreement launched new policing of the Rafah border.

Essentially, a combination of CCTV cameras providing live pictures to the Israeli authorities and a team of EU monitors at crossing points was intended to ensure proper control, and protection against the smuggling of guns and explosives which could be used to launch attacks against Israel from Gaza.

Those arrangements broke down progressively, partly after Hamas won the parliamentary elections in Gaza of January 2006, and totally after the final seizure of all power in Gaza by Hamas in 2007.

The EU teams withdrew. The border closed.

It has become part of Israel’s blockade of Gaza, which Israel says is a necessary response to rocket attacks from Gaza which kill and injure Israeli citizens.

Meanwhile the stage-managing of Gaza’s blackouts, the careful planning of the ’spontaneous’ breaching of the border, Hamas’s fabrication of Gazan ‘food shortages’, and the fact that Israel at no time has left Gaza deprived of electricity, are among the aspects of the situation disregarded by the BBC in favour of propaganda like this:

The border was destroyed by Hamas militants after an Israeli blockade of Gaza led to a shortage of food, fuel and other vital supplies.

Israel said the blockade was aimed at preventing rocket attacks by Palestinian militants on its settlements near the border.

So it’s all down to the Israeli ‘blockade’. Surely never in history has a state withdrawn from a territory that its critics had spent years demanding it withdraw from, only to find that it is still, by those very same critics, held to be responsible for everything that goes on there. Israel is expected to provide food, fuel and power to the very people who are dedicated to its destruction, and is savaged by the international community when it reduces (never cuts off, only reduces) that support.

Meanwhile, whatever Gaza’s hardships, the local manufacture of rockets never seems to be interrupted, and those deadly missiles continue to rain down upon the towns (not ’settlements’ as the BBC would have it) of Israel. Presumably they are putting them together by candlelight.

For more on the media’s delusions of Gaza, Cinnamon Stillwell’s ‘Pallywood’s latest attractions’ is strongly recommended. Read Cinnamon’s post, and follow her links.

UPDATE 30 January 2008: Der Spiegel has published a grimly fascinating article on the Gaza rocket industry, ‘A visit to a Gaza rocket factory’, in which engaging Gazan rocket-builder ‘Abdul’ (a geography student by day) shows off his propellant-making skills to reporter Ulrike Putz. Some highlights of Abdul’s cheery chatter: ‘Fertilizer for the rocket fuel … we get it in Israel’; ‘The Israeli blockade doesn’t affect us; it’s just intended to plunge the people into misery’; ‘If we kill soldiers, then we are more than happy. If it hits a child, then naturally we are not happy’. Naturally. (Information about this article came via Solomonia’s post ‘Why should Israelis continue to support this?’ - why indeed? Acknowledgements and thanks.)

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The BBC’s new orientalism

Monday, January 28th, 2008

Orientalism: the East systematically misrepresented and exploited to suit the ideology and purposes of the West. Here’s a prime example, from the BBC: ‘Hospitality in a suspicious world’, by BBC Middle East correspondent Kate Clark. It comes from a long-established BBC Radio Four programme called ‘From Our Own Correspondent’ which sits somewhat outside the constraints of regular reporting. The programme, writes one distinguished BBC journalist, offers BBC reporters the chance to ’say things you cannot say anywhere else. You are freer to be yourself … to react, draw broad conclusions and even step over that barrier so many BBC correspondents set up and say what you really feel about what you are doing’.

‘Hospitality in a suspicious world’ begins with an account of Clark’s conversation with a taxi driver in Kurdish Iraq. He told her his woes: ‘”Rent,” he said, “had gone up five-fold and petrol prices 20-fold since 2003″‘. No mention of what else might have changed for him as a Kurd in Iraq since 2003, but taxi drivers aren’t known for accentuating the positive. Anyway, moved by what he told her, Clark apparently ‘paid him a bit extra’. His reaction? ‘He called me back to argue over the money because he thought I had paid him too much’. This, we are led to conclude, is a noble soul. Mired in economic hardship that is the West’s fault (everything is much worse ’since 2003′, don’t forget) he nonetheless refuses to take more than his fair share of Ms Clark’s UK-taxpayer-funded expenses account. And, the report makes clear, this is not unusual: the Middle East is full of this kind of selfless generosity.

‘Why do you go to such dangerous places?’ people often ask me. They mean dangerous, Muslim countries. I usually report from Afghanistan, Pakistan and the Middle East.

‘Do you have to wear a headscarf?’ I’m asked.

‘Do you ever feel threatened as a woman?’

It is difficult to explain that the sort of generosity and open-heartedness shown by the Kurdish taxi driver is very compelling and very normal across the Islamic world. It is generally a good place to be a guest.

Ms Clark does indeed appear wearing a headscarf in a picture illustrating the article, and later admits to feeling nervous ‘just walking down the street in Kabul’. But that isn’t allowed to distract from her central point: the people of the Middle East (the people of the Muslim Middle East) are generous, hospitable, welcoming, noble, and if they aren’t, it’s our fault.

But it has become more complicated.

Bin Laden’s war and the US-UK military response, and the polarisation between the Western and Islamic worlds mean such ordinary human encounters have become more difficult.

Western journalists are now targets for some Muslims in some Muslim countries. And it does not matter what we actually do or believe, we may be considered enemies.

Before 2001 in Afghanistan ’there was very little anti-Western sentiment, not even from the Taleban’ whereas now ‘many Afghans, including some friends, speak darkly of Western conspiracies to oppress the Umma, the global Muslim community’. You see, it’s not just extremists who express anti-Western sentiment. Even friends of BBC journalists feel that way. But only since 2001, when we suddenly started being horrible to them.

Afghanistan, says Clark, is ‘a place where strangers offer you tea and a bed for the night, where proverbially, people say that, when faced with guests, what is important is not how big your house is, but how big your heart is’. The Taleban weren’t very hospitable: they threw Clark out in March 2001 because her reporting ‘was not based in reality and conflicted with the Taliban way of thinking’. In a report on her expulsion published in The Daily Mirror on 20 March 2001 Clark described a Taliban hitting her in the shoulder with the butt of his Kalashnikov:

‘He assumed that I was an Afghan woman who shouldn’t be where I was with my face uncovered. I yelled back at him, “How dare you? I’m from the BBC.” As soon as he realised who I was he was very apologetic - he kept smiling and saying sorry’.

Had she been an Afghan woman he would not have stopped at one blow, and smiles and apologies would, one imagines, have been in short supply. That particular Afghan’s heart was clearly not big enough to accommodate hospitable feelings for the women of his own country, only for foreign women working for news organizations.

Clark then moves on to her experiences in East Jerusalem and the West Bank during ‘the first Palestinian intifada’ which, she helpfully reminds us with the impartiality for with the BBC is famous, was ‘the uprising against Israeli military occupation’. She recounts an occasion when, in a Gaza refugee camp, ‘an adult carefully explain[ed] to a small child who had picked up a stone to throw at me, that this would be shameful - I was a guest’. If she’d been an Israeli - man, woman or child, soldier or civilian - stoning would have been fine and honourable. But no - Kate Clark was a guest, and a guest of a particularly useful kind, so to stone her would have been ’shameful’. Just as in Afghanistan, those hospitable hearts are not quite big enough.

Yet the Palestinians were wonderful, apparently: not a gun or a rocket, not a bomb or a riot to be seen. They bought her cans of cola, even though they couldn’t afford to. They were hospitable, generous, and, Clark tells us with a flourish of self-hating post-imperial guilt worthy of Robert Fisk himself, they graciously forgave her for being British and therefore, along with every other Westerner, responsible for their current plight:

Palestinians were generous despite their bleak, constrained lives. Lives which, they were usually too polite to point out, my country was historically, partly responsible for.

Yes, once again, it’s all our fault. Their ‘bleak and constrained lives’ are our fault - not their fault, for consistently rejecting peace and resorting to violence and terror, not the fault of their fellow Arabs, for doing nothing to ease their plight and exploiting them for their own political ends, not the fault of their corrupt, incompetent and thuggish leaders. Our fault. Politely, they refrain from blaming us, however, and we should be grateful to them for their civilized restraint.

‘You want to find out what is going on’, as a journalist, says Clark.’ And you particularly want to hear from the marginalised and powerless’. It’s strange that the marginalised and powerless so often occupy the centre of the stage for the Western media and dictate the script from which its representatives read.

Clark ends by telling us that visiting Iraqi Kurdistan was a ‘treat’. ‘It is Iraq and it is safe’, she declares. And that is thanks to who exactly? She doesn’t say. She then returns to her taxi driver:

When I eventually managed to pay the Kurdish taxi driver his extra fare, I thought, ‘this wouldn’t happen in London’.

But actually it does sometimes.

If the driver is Afghan or Pakistani or Iraqi and we chat about his home country, I do quite often end up trying to drive the fare up, while he endeavours to drive it down.

This glibly patronizing little tale is very hard to believe. For a start taxi fares in London are rigidly regulated - there’s no scope for haggling. And what if they’ve chatted about the driver’s home country and disagreed? If he’s a secularist Afghan, or a Pakistani Christian, for example (to name two truly ‘marginalised and powerless’ groups)? Does the same apply? But that wouldn’t happen, because we’re not dealing here with real people with diverse views: we are dealing with an orientalist stereotype, devised to flatter the self-lacerating sensibilities of a guilt-ridden, self-hating West.

Edward Said could never have predicted the intellectual back-flip that ‘orientalism’ has performed. Conceptualized by him as an ideology through which the West oppresses the East, it has become a means through which the West can oppress itself. Yet it still draws upon the same roots of caricature and stereotype: not least, a sentimentalized and romanticized view of the Middle East as a place inhabited by modern versions of the noble savage, who shame the decadent West with their generosity of spirit and their innate sense of hospitality. Meet the new orientalism, even more misleading and dangerous than the old sort.

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M&S in trouble, chief executive deploys doublespeak

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

Marks and Spencer, colossus of the UK underwear market and home of the £4 bag of carrots, is having a hard time, and is discounting prices so that people will go back to buying things they don’t need with money they don’t have, just like in the good old days. Just-knighted M&S chief executive Stuart Rose was interviewed (audio clip here, .ram format) about all this on the BBC Radio 4 Today Programme this morning, where he explained to Sarah Montague that M&S doesn’t engage in low retail tricks like using discounts to increase sales:

ROSE: … we reduced our opening prices by 6 percent … you have to run very hard to pick up the 6 percent deflation …

MONTAGUE: If you have to discount by 6 percent to get this fall -

ROSE (interrupting): It’s not discounting, Sarah, it’s positioning yourself in the market as a retailer that offers value.

So there we are. The likes of Tesco and Sainsbury’s may cut prices, but Marks & Spencer positions itself in the market as a retailer that offers value.

Speaking of value, much was added to the interview by the fluent and incisive commentary of business editor Robert Peston: ‘Well I think, this is, you know, an important moment, Marks & Spencer is the market leader in clothing, this is, you know, a a a a disappointing performance, and what you have to decide if you’re looking at it from from from from my perspective is, is this because Marks & Spencer itself has made a mess of it or is it because the market is really difficult. … Well, I think, you know, the the the the the the big question er for Marks & Spencer is really whether or not, you know, the the the the the the the the business is strong enough to weather this.’

Sir Stuart’s words did M&S no end of good: their shares plunged 18% in the first two hours of trading this morning.

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Whales. Jonah. Etc.

Friday, December 21st, 2007

The BBC have a reporter on the Greenpeace ship Esperanza, tracking the Japanese whaling fleet as it hunts Humpback and Minke whales across the Southern Ocean. His name is Jonah.

‘I am still not sure whether or not sending me on this trip is a big in-joke by BBC editors back in London.’

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Sudan teddy bear crisis: rampaging BBC ‘Have Your Say’ mob bays for blood

Monday, December 3rd, 2007

The very welcome news of Gillian Gibbons’s release has fed the light of tolerance and fair-mindedness that ever burns on BBC News ‘Have Your Say’ pages.

‘She should have served her sentance’ scrawls Mike from Colwyn Bay. ‘If you break the law you should expect to be punished’, he goes on, apparently thinking this both clever and relevant, and ends with a point that obviously weighs very heavily with him (heavier than ‘justice’ or ‘humanity’ for example): ’This must have cost a small fortune. She was only jailed for 15 days - she should have served her time (its not like it was 15 years!!)’.

An idiot from Edgware opines that ‘She deserves two or three lashes - if just for her naivéty’. ‘Common sense has prevailed’ says Chris W, ‘but had it been used in the first place and the teddy bear not been named it would never of happened in the first place.’ Never of happened? By your clueless illiteracy shall the value of your comment be judged, Chris.

Of course, in the end these things are all our fault, as MisterXY of Leeds reminds us: ‘Have you forgotten that we once rulled these countries and sucked out their resources? Or went into countries and bombed them to oblivion?’

Then there is Carla, from Norwich. Words fail one when confronted with the likes of Carla, from Norwich. Carla, from Norwich, is the sort of person who leaves one questioning whether all the effort that went into human evolution was really worth it. Here’s what she says, in full:

I am horrified that Ms. Gibbons has been let off so lightly. Even I, an average white Brit know that it is blasphemy in the eyes of Muslims to name something like a Teddy after their Great Prophet. I would NEVER disrepect another person’s belief’s in this awful way. Surely it is clear that it could be and would be seen as offensive. Ms. Gibbons claims to know about Sudanese culture and to respect it but she has committed an offence in their eyes - one that surely she must have been aware of. I say she should shut up and serve her 15 days then lead a quiet life elsewhere. We need to respect and understand the faiths of others if we want our own to be respected!

Where does one start? It’s very difficult to engage meaningfully with someone who thinks being dragged through the courts for a non-existent crime, threatened with public lashing, deprived of liberty, and having mobs calling for your execution, counts as ‘being let off so lightly’. As for all this respect Carla is so keen on, if respect is to be worth having it has to be earned; simply having it demanded of one is not sufficient. If those Muslims who think Gillian Gibbons’s treatment was justified (and many, many Muslims fervently disagree with them) want respect they have hardly gone the right way about earning it. Fortunately I do not judge Islam by the standards of the bigots of Khartoum, any more than I would wish others to judge Great Britain by the standards of an idiot in Norwich. 

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Sudan: ‘Astonishing backwardness, oh people!’

Friday, November 30th, 2007

The interactivity of the web is all very well, but having comments facilities on news reports is a very dubious notion: just look at what happens over at CBS News. The BBC, so committed to fawning over user-generated content that one wonders why they need all those very expensive newsrooms and journalists at all, is, of course, in love with the idea. Those bulging ‘Have Your Say’ pages hang like monstrously distended parasitic growths from many BBC news stories, and the fact that the comments are moderated only makes the prevalent ignorance, offensiveness, smug stupidity (and illiteracy) of the contents all the more disturbing.

The Have Your Sayers have been Having Their Say about Gillian Gibbons and the Khartoum teddy bear crisis (see my earlier post), and the results are truly revolting. For the full grisly picture see ‘The self-loathing Brits who think teddy bear teacher deserves her fate’ at The Monkey Tennis Centre, but make sure you take a sick-bag.

(Some choice comments have been added since the Monkey Tennis Centre’s post. Steve from Derry declares that ‘She went to another country, broke the law, and insulted an entire religion’, that ‘calls for her to be executed are welcomed’ and he hopes that ‘even if she just gets the poor sentence of 15 days, there will be a strong revolt outside the prison upon her release’. What a nice chap. ‘I think we should take a step back and be thankfull that we are all luncky enough to live in a multi cultural society that welcomes any person of any race or religion’, says optimistic James Taggart of London. Glad you feel luncky, James. From sunny Southend, Ken reminds us all (twice, in identical posts - what’s that moderator doing?) that ‘You can’t look at this with western values, this is a different culture and it has to be respected’. Personally I find it hard to respect that kind of respect.)

Today hundreds of demonstrators have flooded Khartoum’s streets protesting about the leniency of Mrs Gibbons’s sentence and demanding that she go before a firing squad.

Lord Kitchener of Khartoum

Above: Lord Kitchener of Khartoum (1850-1916), victor of Omdurman. He’d know what to do.

The quotation in the title of this post, ‘Astonishing backwardness, oh people!’, is from a posting, in Arabic, at The Sudanese Thinker, as quoted by the BBC in their review of blog responses to the Teddy Bear Crisis.

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BBC English: the decline and fall continues

Monday, November 26th, 2007

The BBC rolling headline thing referred this evening to a report about an apparent ‘friendly fire’ incident in Afghanistan with these words: MoD investigating claim UK ‘friendly fire’ killed two Danish troops.

BBC News website cluelessness

If one individual had been reported dead, would the headline have referred to the killing of ‘one Danish troop’? In the report itself the casualties are described, quite accurately, as ‘Danish soldiers’.

More BBC misuse of the term ‘troops’ here (’eight Turkish troops’) and here (’six US soldiers and three Afghan troops’ - ludicrous).

For more on what the term ‘troops’ means and how it should and should not be used, see this NPR article by linguist John McWhorter. He spoils his case somewhat by politicizing the issue, writing in a rather hand-wringing way that ‘Using a name for soldiers that has no singular form [i.e. troops] grants us a certain cozy distance from the grievous reality of war’. I don’t agree: it’s not politics, it’s just ignorance.

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